It's not as bad as it looks...

It's worse.

I assume you want to know the story? Well here goes. Christian was doing touch up paint in one of our rooms in our house. He ran downstairs for a few minutes and left a gallon of white paint on our ironing board. We also had a kitchen chair (not pictured) that was right next to the ironing board. When he went downstairs I came into the room and sat on the chair. Little did I know the chair was pushed up against the ironing board. I heard a thud behind me and turned around to see the gallon of white paint all over the walls, the carpet, and worst of all, it got all over Christians favorite $300 suit that we got for him on his honeymoon! The suit was sitting on the ironing board as well. So... BAM! There you have it. And the best part you ask? The best part is that we are supposed to have our house spotless and some people are supposed to come by and take pictures of it which is why Christian was touching the paint up. This picture was taken after we had cleaned most of it up too.

Captions. The thoughts behind the photos.

Gold fish does NOT taste the same as sushi Dad. Gag me!
Hello! And welcome to the great outdoors.
Mya: "Really? Your trying to distract my by taking a picture when I'm driving a boat? Do YOU need a timeout Mom?"
Monkey: "You idiot, I just stole your breakfast and you think that's cute?"
Chrish: "Don't do this guys. Not here. Not like this."
African Child: "You better hold on tighter cause imma bout to break loose and destroy everything!"
Spider: "I'm not quite sure why they think there is room in this house for the both of us? I'm huge! Maybe if I climb around the wall really fast and then disappear they will freak out and leave."
Autumn: "Well clearly my water bottle isn't to blame because it's still full...so you do the math."
Me: "I'm fairly confident I could eat all these by myself. Sure. It's nothing I haven't done before."
Me: "Hey Mo, lets pose for the camera, look over there... SIKE!" and POW, she dead.
Christian: "I'm pretty sure she won't be able to find me behind this St. Louis arch. She's been following me around all week."
Me: "Oh crap, I lost Christian. I'm sure he's looking for me everywhere."

This is why Christian can't wait for Spring... GOLF!
And although I didn't get to go boarding NEARLY enough this winter, I too am excited for nice weather and getting to wear these kind of outfits and hanging out on the farm with the fam.

Blast from the Past!

Look at that face. How could you resist? I couldn't, therefore I didn't.
Me and Gent. Thanks Gent, for always letting me lean on your shoulder. Although you don't look too excited about it.
And me and Gent again. Best friends since day 1. Well day 11 for me, day one for Gent.
Christians Dad, he still carries him around this way when we go visit. It's cute.
The girls from 7th Heaven!
Ol' Alpine Elementary! Sweet mercy. And sweet sweaters!
Me and Rach at EFY.

Boo! Sorry kids, look the other way. This might give you nightmares.
BJ was SO mad that this picture basically cut him out. I would be too! Nice photo job morons running the show!

Preference junior year. And guess who I picked for my date?
Basketball camp sophomore year!
Efy, some year.
That same Basketball camp. I was bullied in to doing this. You can probably tell by my face.
5th grade valentines dance. And yes, I promise I will never make that face again.
Lake Powell! Best place on earth. Best man on earth, how does it get better!?
He always was quite the ladies man. EFY.
This is the year I met him, 9th grade. And now you I prove my point, that when we met he really was as small as me.
Ladies man...wait...

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Me: "Good morning honey, did you have any nightmares last night?"

Christian: "Nope, I slept until I woke up!"

Um..out dated?

Wow! I still had my christmas music playing hu? And a "Merry Christmas" background. Well who doesn't want more christmas anyway right? Moving on. It's been pretty crazy the past couple of months, we've been gone every weekend but 2 since the new year. Here are a few pics.

Stolen from my sisters blog. My family at thanksgiving. Take note that not only do we all have great style, but we all have similar style. That day Amber and I were wearing the same coat, and Matt, Micah and I were all wearing the same SHADE EVEN of purple. No, none of this was planned. Way to be kids. Oh, and this is us on Thanksgiving. We went to Sundance and it was amazing.